Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react

nicoosuxx:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: kush-kitty)

When your crush tells you who they like but it isn’t you

ratherdielaughing:

On the outside

On the inside

(Source: lmaogtfo)

legit-humor:

ohmygod :’) HAHHAHA

no one: wow i really like you